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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs in your mailboxBillSame guy in a swimming poolBobSame guy in the swimming pool having sex with 2 women at the same timeShish ka BobSame guy splattered against a roadside billboardMarkSame guy as a porn starDickWhat do you call three women with no arms and no legs in a gardenDaisy, Lily and RoseSame three women on your keyboardElle, Kay, and DeeOne of them in the sandShellyWhat do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the otherIleneSame woman in chinatownIrene
> What do you call a man with no arms, no legs in a pile of leaves>> RussellWhat do you call a man with a seagull on his headCliff.What do you call a man with a shovel in his headDougWhat do you call a man without a shovel in his headDouglasWhat do you call a man who's been dead for fifty yearsPete.Mark Shea
>>Subject: Re: No arms, no legs jokes>>From: \"khamsouk a.\" aekha...@fresnomail.com >>Date: 4/15/03 8:31 PM Eastern Daylight Time>>Message-id: >>>>> >i'm gonna take a wild stab at this and guess that you're still mad about>>the>>> >whole \"grammar\" thing. apparently, words aren't a part of grammar,>>> >lmao...whew!>>> >>>>>>> ya, and like i said before i didn't say they weren't.>>>>quote from earlier post:>>>>>and i was not correcting grammar, he had the wrong lyrics (thought not>>taught)>>>>wrong \"lyrics\" eh lol, you're definitely not an english major. more like a>>truck driver, if you ask me.>>>>correct me if i'm wrong, but i don't think he was posting a poem or song.>>rage against the machine, are you that dumb so yes you are wrong, and yes i am
> what do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs> > nice titsI prefer, \"What do you say to a *feminist* with no arm and no legs.\" -- David Scarlettdscarlett@_ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ optusnet.com.au
thought of a few more....What do you call a man with no arms, no legs fucking your motherDadWhat do you call a man with no arms, no legs on MTV's The Real WorldPuckWhat do you call a man with no arms, no legs in a box of rice crackersLo CalSame guy on a pizzaHi CalWhat do you call a man with no arms, no legs on top of a skyscraper with ablinking red light in his mouthRodWhat do you call a man with no arms, no legs in IrelandMickSame guy singing on stage with a bandMikeSame guy inside a powdered drink mix canScoopSame guy with a glass of orange juice and a plate of eggs n hashbrowns onhim as he lies across your lapTreySame guy on a barbeque grillFrankSame guy sitting in a corner with a very angry look on his faceStuSame guy yelling \"FIRE! FIRE!\"Warner[found these on the web]What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under a carAxelWhat do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bankBuckWhat do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your shoulderChipWhat do you call a guy with no arms and no legs covered with oilDerrickWhat do you call a guy with no arms and no legs flying over the fenceHomerWhat do you call a guy with no arms and no legs impaled on a stickLanceWhat do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a holePhilWhat do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a hillRolandWhat do you call a gal with no arms and no legs hanging on a clothes linePegWhat do you call a gal with no arms and no legs between two slices of breadPattyWhat happened when the man with no arms tried to masturbateHe was stumped.What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a gullyRockyWhat do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a field of marijuanaBudWhat do you call an electrician with no arms and no legs SparkyWhat was the name of the limbless guy that fell in the fireBernieWhat do you call a legless and armless boy on a baseball teamFirst baseWhat was the name of the limbless girl who was stuck on a femceBarbWhat do you call a man with no arms and no legs under your carJackWhat do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to hold-up a bankRobWhat do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other, married to apoliticianTipperWhat do you call a girl with no arms and no legs on a dirt roadDustyA man was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jumpoff, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancingall around on the river bank. He thought to himself, 'life isn't so badafter all', and got off the railing.He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving hislife. \"Thank you,\" he said. \"I was going to jump off that bridge and killmyself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changedmy mind.\"\"I am not dancing,\" the armless man replied bitterly. \"My asshole itches,and I can't scratch it!\"------======------======------Joe goes to pick up his blind date at her house and when he gets there hefinds out she has no arms and no legs. He's a good sport, so he picks herup, puts her in his car, and takes her to a movie. When the movie's over, hepicks her up again and puts her back in the car.She says, \"Do you have any rope in the car\"He says, \"Rope Why yes, I have some rope.\"She says, \"Do you know that big old oak with the real low limb down the darkcorner of the park\"Joe says, \"Yeah.\"She says, \"Why don't you take us there\"When they get there, she has Joe get out the rope, undress her, and then shegives him explicit instructions how to use the rope to suspend her from thelimb. And then, they proceed to have the wildest sex that Joe has ever had.When they're done, Joe drives her home, carries her inside, and puts her onthe living room couch.As he's leaving, her father grabs him by the arm and says, \"Here, son,\" andgoes to hand Joe a hundred dollars.Joe says, \"I can't take that, sir.\"Her father says, \"Please, son, take the money.\"Joe says, \"I can't, sir. You see ... I had sex with your daughter.\"Her father says, \"Of course you did. But at least you didn't leave herhanging from that damn tree!\"------======------======------A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day, enjoyinghis chance to get some sun. All of a sudden, a beautiful womanwalks by and stops. \"You poor man,\" she says. \"I bet you've never been kissed have you\" The man has to admit, no, he never has, so shebends down and plants a good one right on the mouth. A few minutes later, another gorgeous babewalks up. \"You look like you need a hug,\" she says. He agrees that would be nice, she gives him agreat one, and walks away. A few minutes later, a drop-dead gorgeous girlwalks by. She stops, a sultry smile on her face and looks down at him. \"Mister,\" she says, \"Have you ever beenscrewed\" \"No,\" he says with a hopeful grin. \"Well, you are now. The tide's coming in.\"
What's brown and stickyA stick.Why did Sophie fall off the swingSomoene hit her with a fridge.Why did Max fall of his bikeHe had no arms.Why did the aeroplane crashThe pilot was an orange.It just goes on and on...Mark Shea
Scott was born with Tretra-amelia syndrome, resulting in her having no arms or legs, and was celebrated in the local and regional press in 2018 after becoming the first Kentuckian to receive a robotic arm.
Kentucky State Police began its investigation into Scott after receiving a complaint that she was having an inappropriate relationship with a student she had in class last year. During the inquiry, state police investigators discovered inappropriate text messages between the student and Scott, as well as that the suspect had illegal physical contact with the student.
To learn more about what that's like, VICE recently spoke to Ali Lapper, an artist born with no arms and shortened legs, and her partner Si Clift about the realities of sex as and with a person with limb differences.
Yes. A large study showed that if one partner has herpes and the other partner is uninfected, treating the infected partner with suppressive therapy can prevent transmission of symptomatic herpes in over 90% of cases. This is an option for couples who are interested in having unprotected sex or who are planning to become pregnant.
Peripheral artery disease (PAD) is plaque buildup in your leg arteries. Your leg arteries carry oxygen and nutrient-rich blood from your heart to your arms and legs. Other names for this are peripheral vascular disease or peripheral arterial disease.
Although PAD is a different condition from coronary artery disease, the two are related. People who have one are likely to have the other. A person with PAD has a higher risk of coronary artery disease, heart attack, stroke or a transient ischemic attack (mini-stroke) than someone without peripheral artery disease. A person with heart disease has a 1 in 3 chance of having peripheral artery disease in their legs.
A supervised exercise program will improve the symptoms of pain in your legs with walking, allowing you to walk farther. A structured program typically includes walking on a treadmill in a supervised setting at least three times per week.
Phocomelia is a condition that involves malformations of human arms and legs. Although many factors can cause phocomelia, the prominent roots come from the use of the drug thalidomide and from genetic inheritance.
The symptoms of phocomelia syndrome are undeveloped limbs and absent pelvic bones; however, various abnormalities can occur to the limbs and bones.[2] Usually the upper limbs are not fully formed and sections of the \"hands and arms may be missing\". Short arm bones, fused fingers, and missing thumbs will often occur. Sometimes hands or fingers will be present but limp due to having no bones or being loosely attached. Legs and feet are also affected similarly to the arms and hands. Individuals with phocomelia will often lack thigh bones, and the hands or feet may be abnormally small or appear as stumps due to their close \"attachment to the body\".[3] 153554b96e
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